...while I am feverishly trying not to write anything at all, and not drink or fuck either. It's been a hectic week.
Anyway: Chuck Norris Facts...bloody hilarious.
Got to go be bored. Chah!
"...and such an unholy racket came from downstairs, yelling, crashing, knocking about, that one would have been justified in thinking a platoon of guards had arrived to haul the inhabitants to the clink; but it was only Roscoe and the Mad Coyote debating the finer points of epistemology over a fifth of aquavit."